Remember that awesome scene from Riot Grrrls where Asphyxia works as a horny Elvis impersonator who fucks her client, Allister? Well, Asphyxia was so hot as Elvis that I had to take photos of it so the image of her like that would last forever!

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AHHHHH Allister. What can I say? You just get hotter and hotter with every photo set. You know you are in for a good weekend when it starts off with Allister! So have a happy Memorial Day weekend and be sure to do lots of Memorial type things…but first, pay your respects to Allister’s perfect vagina!

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I did an experiment with Allister to see if it was possible to make her look NOT HOT! I put her in ridiculous candy-striped tube socks and stuffed her in a bucket…and low-and-behold, she still looked amazingly hot! Experiment failed. It is impossible for Allister to look anything but hot.

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You can always count on Burning Angel to push things just that little extra bit towards the sexy end of the spectrum and Halloween is no different. Allister is Joanna’s new friend in Los Angeles and wow is she a cutie. I’m looking forward to the videos these two make together! But for now, we are treated to her spirited sexy witch costume, well… hat really, and perhaps that tremendous black tool she is stirring her cauldron with is her wand. Super hot stuff in the goodie bag from Burning Angel! Happy Halloween!

Burning Angel writes:

Welcome Allister! Meet Allister: she rules. She is my new friend in Los Angeles who brightens up my days with flirtatious text messages every few hours. It’s awesome. My magic crystal ball tells me that sometime in the near future there will be one smokin’ hot video starring the two of us in it. But yeah. Until then, check her out in her crazy witch costume — and give her your warmest welcome! Happy Halloween!

xoxo
Joanna Angel

Allister is a bit of an exhibitionist…she likes to masturbate in front of an audience. One morning she was really horny – and well, no one was around. She tried calling everyone and it was nothing but lame excuses, so…her stuffed animals had to do the job. I think they made for a great audience. This is the second time on BurningAngel stuffed animals were substituted for friends…hmm…what does this say about us?

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